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by Lee
Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 at 1:54 PM
Soybeans Killing Rainforests
Nine (9) easy steps that even lefties can understand.
I'm taking so much delight in this rainforest/soybean connection that I want to explain it in as plain an English as possible, to make sure that even the stupidest leftie can understand how the Law of Unintended Consequences works.
1) Brazil has been deforesting its rainforest for years, in many cases to provide land on which to raise cattle for export to western markets.
2) Western liberals, eco-anarchists, and other environmentalist nutbags begin a campaign in the west to bring attention to the rainforest. Large sums of money are raised (still, to this day) by Sting and other entertainers.
3) After years of efforts it seems that they have made progress and the rate to deforestation is decreasing.
4) As part of an overall "think globally/act locally" strategy, many people eschew the eating of meat in favor of tofu, a product made from soybeans. Europe, which has a large Green movement, is a hotbed of conversion from consumerist to ecologically friendly lifestyles, like veganism or vegetarianism. This movement spreads to all corners of the globe, including the US.
5) Eating tofu and other soy products such as soy milk starts to enter the mainstream. Demand for soy crop rises significantly.
6) The United States sees the potential of the soybean market. Being not only a free market capitalist powerhouse, it also possess the finest biotechnology industry in the world, and genetically modifies its soybeans to produce a superior product with a greater yield.
7) The very European Green movement which was at the forefront of the consciousness-raising leading to the soybean explosion is also at the forefront of the ridiculous frankenfood junk science hysteria regarding GM food. Popular sentiment in Europe reflects the word of these lunatics, and their nations pass all sorts of regulations against GM foods, including US soybeans. US soybeans are therefore not able to fill the demands of Europe and other parts of the world.
8) Brazil, being a capitalist nation, sees the problem. The Euroweenie environmentalist lunatics want "natural" soybeans. Brazil also sees the solution, which is to grow them the way the Euroweenies want.
9) To carry out their plans they begin deforestation of the rain forest to create land on which to farm soybeans. Meanwhile, in America, perfectly edible -- nay, superior! -- GM soybeans are eaten by people without a problem.
Note to European environmentalists: When you create a market for a product like soybeans, someone is going to rise up to supply that market. In this case it was the United States, who not only supplied the market but in the process created a superior GM soybean product. You have chosen, however, to rely on voodoo, tea leaves, and modern techno-superstitions, all of which tell you that GM foods are icky and bad; thus Europe banned the use or sale of US soybean products in your countries. Fair enough. But, since Europe can't meet its own demand for soybeans (yaay, socialism!) Brazil has stepped up to the plate to make sure that you can slurp down all the delicious tofu you like. The unfortunate issue is, that to do so, Brazil is clear-cutting the rainforest.
And that, my left-wing friends, is the Law of Unintended Consequences.
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by leftist
Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 at 1:59 PM
.... we define victory by how much we care and/or by just raising the issue, not by actually achieving intended results. It's not our fault.
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by Scottie
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 at 7:25 AM
"...easy steps that even lefties can understand."
Why are you so against left-handed people? Idiot.
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by moderator
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 at 7:27 AM
".... we define victory by how much we care and/or by just raising the issue, not by actually achieving intended results. It's not our fault."
Unsubstantiated Allegation For more on logic at your level, try reading "Logic for Dummies."
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by Diogenes
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 at 8:35 AM
...is unhealthy - it is a natural source of MSG an Excito-Toxin which destroys Nerve and Brain Cells by over-stimulation.
Further about 80% of all Soybeans grown are GMO Soybeans. Even if the package says "Organic" there have been instances where GMO content existed.
Soy products are all right in moderation but not as a stape.
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by Critical Thinker
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 at 8:40 AM
"Too much Soy is unhealthy - it is a natural source of MSG an Excito-Toxin which destroys Nerve and Brain Cells by over-stimulation."
Sources?
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by fat cat
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 at 8:41 AM
just like beer
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by Scottie
Thursday, Jul. 03, 2003 at 6:14 PM
I am Pro GE and I use the word GE because I am totally unapologetic about it.
Fake scottie - If you would start making sense people might pay some attention to you.
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by Scott
Friday, Jul. 04, 2003 at 7:03 AM
Why are you so against other people who are named Scottie? Jerk.
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by Scottie
Friday, Jul. 04, 2003 at 12:23 PM
That isnt why you are using the nick "Scottie"
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by Scott
Friday, Jul. 04, 2003 at 3:14 PM
"That isnt why you are using the nick "Scottie""
Unsubstantiated Allegation For more on logic at your level, try reading "Logic for Dummies."
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