Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006 at 6:16 PM

See, it could be worse. --Leslie

Official Ballot

GENERAL ELECTION

November 7, 2006

for the district of hell

PRESIDENT
Vote for One	GEORGE W. BUSH Endless battlefield casualties	Republican	1=>o
Vote for One	Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majidida al-Tikriti Genocide	Baath	2=> o
CONGRESSIONAL LEADER (DEM.)
Vote for One	NANCY PELOSI No, I won't impeach him	Democrat	3=> o
Vote for One	JANE HARMON Can they impeach a Congressmember???	Democrat	4=> o
CONGRESSIONAL LEADER (REP.)
Vote for One	TOM TANCREDO Deport 'em and bomb Mecca	Republican	5=> o
Vote for One	JAMES SENSENBRENNER Make 'em felons and build a wall	Republican	6=> o
MAYOR
Vote for One	ANTHONY VILLARAIGOSA Sell their Farm	Democrat	7=> o
Vote for One	WILLIAM J. BRATTON Shoot their kids	Refused to state	8=> o
DRAFT CANDIDATE FOR 2008
Vote for One	JAMES GILCHRIST I'm not a racist	G. Wallace's Party	9=> o
Vote for One	TED HAYES I'm not a racist	Republican	10=> o
SCHOOL BOARD
Vote for One	JOSEPH TURNER No education for their kids	Republican	11=> o
Vote for One	Mark FoleY Kid, have I got an education for you	Republican	12=> o
GOVERNATOR
Vote for One	ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Immerse yourself and assimilate into the American culture	Republican	15=> o
Vote for One	BILL CLINTON Don't ask, don't tell	Democrat	16=> o
SPIRITUAL LEADER
Vote for One	DICK CHENEY The government will have to operate on the dark side	Republican	17=> o
Vote for One	TED HAGGART This closet is dark	New Life	18=> o
Sheriff
Vote for One	Mike Carona Papers, please	Who Cares	19=> o
Vote for One	Lee Baca Papers, please	Who Cares	20=> o
FUTURE PRESIDENT
Vote for One	HILLARY CLINTON I support this war	Democrat	21=> o
Vote for One	JOHN MCCAIN I support this torture	Republican	22=> o