Official Ballot from Hell

by Satan (repost by Leslie) Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006 at 6:16 PM

See, it could be worse. --Leslie

Official Ballot

GENERAL ELECTION

November 7, 2006

for the district of hell

PRESIDENT

Vote for One

GEORGE W. BUSH

Endless battlefield casualties

Republican

1=>o

Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majidida al-Tikriti

Genocide

Baath

2=> o

CONGRESSIONAL LEADER (DEM.)

Vote for One

NANCY PELOSI

No, I won't impeach him

Democrat

3=> o

JANE HARMON

Can they impeach a Congressmember???

Democrat

4=> o

CONGRESSIONAL LEADER (REP.)

Vote for One

TOM TANCREDO

Deport 'em and bomb Mecca

Republican

5=> o

JAMES SENSENBRENNER

Make 'em felons and build a wall

Republican

6=> o

MAYOR

Vote for One

ANTHONY VILLARAIGOSA

Sell their Farm

Democrat

7=> o

WILLIAM J. BRATTON

Shoot their kids

Refused to state

8=> o

DRAFT CANDIDATE FOR 2008

Vote for One

JAMES GILCHRIST

I'm not a racist

G. Wallace's Party

9=> o

TED HAYES

I'm not a racist

Republican

10=> o

SCHOOL BOARD

Vote for One

JOSEPH TURNER

No education for their kids

Republican

11=> o

Mark FoleY

Kid, have I got an education for you

Republican

12=> o

GOVERNATOR

Vote for One

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Immerse yourself and assimilate into the American culture

Republican

15=> o

BILL CLINTON

Don't ask, don't tell

Democrat

16=> o

SPIRITUAL LEADER

Vote for One

DICK CHENEY

The government will have to operate on the dark side

Republican

17=> o

TED HAGGART

This closet is dark

New Life

18=> o

Sheriff

Vote for One

Mike Carona

Papers, please

Who Cares

19=> o

Lee Baca

Papers, please

Who Cares

20=> o

FUTURE PRESIDENT

Vote for One

HILLARY CLINTON

I support this war

Democrat

21=> o

JOHN MCCAIN

I support this torture

Republican

22=> o