There has been a political awakening in America. Once an unwitting victim of liberal illusiveness, the American populace has finally discovered what they believed to be reality, isn’t reality after all. They’ve been living in the Liberal Matrix.

The LR World, or Liberal Reality, is where evil is good, and good is evil; where “ruthless” and “bloodthirsty” are assigned to Ken Starr and Ann Coulter, not to Castro and Hussein; where Christianity is reviled and Marxism embraced; where Islam and terrorists “need to be understood;” where Bill Clinton is Lord and Savior while Republicans are on the peg underneath Vlad the Impaler.

But the Byzantine rhetoric and specious bromides that once guarded liberalism has been breached. The people have seen the true face of Medusa, and it petrified them.

The liberal intelligentsia (using that term as loosely as it possibly can be used) have befuddledly rationalized their declining obfuscation of the American people on a far- reaching Right Wing Media Conspiracy. This began, of course, as The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy diligently unearthed by Hillary Clinton. (Thankfully, it's still Republicans who are the Great Satan; otherwise the left would have to turn back to Hillary for another ingenius gem like "vast right wing conspiracy.") This current anti-left cabal includes, The New York and LA Times, the Washington Post, network news and Time magazine, which are all notorious far-right propagandists for the Bush Administration. This conservative collusion is to blame for Liberal Talk Radio titanically tanking. It’s widely known NPR is owned and run by the White House. And it's common knowledge that Rush Limbaugh, Mike Gallagher, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity go door to door each day and physically force their millions of listeners to listen to them; the same way Republicans are known to go door to door stealing prescription drugs from the elderly, taking school books from inner city kids, and killing Black people.

The target-du jour of liberal ire is the alleged epicenter of the vast-reaching conservative conspiracy, the Fox News Channel. Because FNC reports what is actually happening, not promulgating liberal deceptions and delusions, the channel must then be getting their marching orders from Karl Rove. It is a logical leap. After all, everyone knows Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch have their main offices in the White House. (I think they may even live there, in one of the rooms the Clintons use to rent as if it were a time-share.)

Not that rules, laws or empirical evidence mean anything to liberals, but it’s indisputable that FNC employs equal numbers of liberal contributors and guests. (On “The O’Reilly Factor,” the liberal to conservative ratio is even higher.) But the Democrats, ever the consummate malcontents, say the “right” liberal voices aren’t being heard: “Alan Colmes is too patriotic;” “Zell Miller is too Republican;” “Ted Kennedy scares everyone except gay, Bible-burning cross dressers.” If your message weren’t anti-America, anti-Christ, anti- family, anti-merit, anti-military and anti- capitalism, it wouldn’t matter who you sent out to the talk shows. You wouldn’t instead have to deploy professional semanticists to distract the American people from what you really stand for (which is hard since you have no core beliefs and your message changes week to week in accordance to the polling of your disparate base.) The military have “shock and awe.” The liberals have “bait and switch.”

And America finally figured this out.

The communist liberal media no longer can propagate their starry-eyed wish of a Marxist America run by Islamic lesbians. No longer can they pollute their reporting with their anti-Bush bile. The good ol’ days of just making news up is over too.

America now knows the truth. And the liberals did it for us. Who needs Keanu Reeves when you have CNN and Jayson Blair?