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by aat
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 1:54 AM
Californians Are The Dumbest People On The Face Of The Planet Earth
And you all just proved it yesterday. It can't even be chalked up to ignorance. Ignorance suggests an ability to be taught - but you guys just don't know jack and are unwilling to learn. Peter Camejo was the most honest, stand up candidate running (and he WAS a business owner and he WAS hispanic - everything you voted for Ah-nold and Bustamante over), but you cast your vote in with Arnold because you liked the Terminator movies and fell for every stupid assed meaningless one liner like the dumb shlubs you are. You never watched a debate (probably cause it was on during Everybody Loves Raymond), you never read the issues -hell, 10,000 of you voted for George Schwartzman cause you couldn't even figure out the goddamned punch cards!!! For the record, I live in Los Angeles (capitol of idiocy), California. But I'm a hoosier by birth and a Chicagoan by the grace of God, and I'm getting the fuck out of this shitty state. Let me explain to you what you've done. You've made it possible for George Dumbfuck Bush to retain his bumbling hold on the helm of this nation. Its all a scam you, idiots! George Bush was illegally elected into the White House, fucked up the budget in his first year in office (far worse than Grey Davis), pissed off all our foriegn neighbors, led us into a bullshit war (I know some of you Californios STILL think Iraq was behind 911, but it wasn't), and has been gradually suspending education and a good lot of our civil liberties since. Grey Davis fucked up the budget. One out of the multitude of crimes Bush has committed since his election, yet Bush has not been recalled. Now let me tell you why. California (that's where you live, fuckwits) has the highest number of electoral votes, which means its one of the most important states of the Union when it comes to Presidential elections (quit playing with yourselves now and read the rest). You HAD a Deomcratic governor. In order for Bush to be re-elected, he needs a Republican governor who will support him blindly (as you all blindly support celebrities). You have provided him with that Republican governor. Let me put it in terms you will understand. George Bush is the Emperor. Arnold is Vader. You just elected Darth Vader. I like his movies, but he's a tool. He's a puppet of special interest groups and his Republican advisors, and he is going to do a sock puppet show for you to distract you as he cuts your eductation (which believe me, you need) and health care. I have a kid currently in your schools, and I know how very badly you need help in that department. Well, you fucked up. In the two years I've been here (I came for the same reason any sane person ever comes to this dumb hick burg - to be a filmmaker), you have only reinforced your own stereotypes. You are blinded by celebrity (you let celebs run down Mexican kids with their gas guzzling SUV's, cheat on and kill their wives, and generally misbehave without any of the repercussions the rest of humanity has to deal with). Your self-touted progressiveness is a big fat ass lie. You're the most backwards, bubbleheaded, inbred people I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. You're all descended from uneducated miners and the whores who serviced them! You're totally against change (in your lives and in your overblown entertainment industry - as much as your shitty boring ass weather), and you're utterly without a thought in your collective head. The state of the entertainment industry you are shitting upon the rest of the world is a cry for help. Look at all the remakes and dumb shit coming out of Hollywood. You don't have an original idea because you'd rather watch reality shows and go to the gym and worry over Kobe -Can't-Keep-My-Dick-In-My-Gym-Shorts Bryant and who's gonna have the rights to the Ice Cube action figure for the next XXX movie than take the time to think for yourselves. Well, I'm getting the fuck out. Fuck you. Fuck you very much. The world is laughing at you.
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by Jeremy
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 2:09 AM
Now do me a favor and go fuck yourself. Whom do you imagine would read all your bullshit, even around here?
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by thefrumpeter
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 2:19 AM
i thought i wrote this and just didn't remember. but chicago, which is my home as well is definitely no better off. it's not a state problem, it's an american problem.
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by wavemaster
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 2:28 AM
Right On! Way to go man. This whole Cu de ta was thought up by Karl Rove and the boys in Washington. It's pretty fishy Arnold met with Ken Lay to discuss how to settle on the lawsuites filed against his company by Grey and Bustamonte. But don't worry , alot of this turn out was just nubi voters coming out to vote for their hero. And Arnold lied his ass off telling everybody, vote for me I won't raise taxes!
He is just a figurehead because Sacramento is completly contolled by democrats, and that macho shit won't work with John Burton and Shela Kuiel. He won't have much of an impact on legislation and he's the one thats gonna get blamed for raising taxes, and then his ass will be terminated!
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by nonanarchist
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 7:42 AM
Don't you know you're supposed to check with the author of the original post before you do anything?
wavemanster: "This whole Cu de ta was thought up by Karl Rove and the boys in Washington."
Does your political paranoia know no bounds?
Karl (shouldn't you be spelling that KKKarl, anyway?) must be a pretty busy guy, what with all the deals and machinations you all ascribe to him.
I wonder if he gets a commission for every plot, or is it just straight salary...
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by ca
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 11:02 AM
Peter Camejo got a fewer percentage of the votes this time than he did in November 2002. Sounds like you're the one out-of-touch. Good-bye.
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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by Simple Simon
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 1:12 PM
You should stay "aat". When the next round of elections removes a majority of your ignorant Socialist Democratic friends from the legislature and the Republicans get working majorities in both houses, they'll do what they did for Massachusetts, New York, and any other state run by Republicans: Return it to fiscal order and prosperity.
I suppose you'll move to that workers' paradise, Cuba, right?
Hasta La Vista, aat.
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by Green
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 1:13 PM
What an idiot you are - just look at the choices last time - GRAY vs SIMON! Everyone knew Gray was going to win and they felt safe to vote for someone they actually wanted in.
This time around every slightly left Dem was terrified and voting for Bustamante, while the whole center followed the light beaming into their eyes every night after work - the Gropernator. Since 2002 Bush has been in and he's terrified certain Dems and angered other Dems. The economy has tanked since 2002, etc.
Think before you post next time.
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by %
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 1:23 PM
No matter how you slice it up or make excuses, Peter Camejo got a fewer percentage of the votes this time than he did in November, 2002.
Think before you post next time.
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by Kally
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 8:10 PM
"Californians Are The Dumbest People On The Face Of The Planet Earth"
After Bush and Ahnold, about 60% of Californians fit that description. The rest of us are just victims of the Plutocracy.
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by nonanarchist
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 9:25 PM
"Yeah, that's it. It has to be. It obviously can't be because the people are tired of liberal crap.
"Damn those those damn stupid dirty proles! How dare they try to think on their own! Don't they know us intellectuals are here to think for them?"
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by KPC
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 9:56 PM
Fresca: "Which is exactly why this state has become such a shithole."
An anti-Californian California-hater doin' some California-bashing while playing the blame-California game.
I can't believe you people...I mean...it's not like people are headin' to Idaho to vacation....there not snappin' photo's of cornhuskers huskin' corn. They're comin' here! Come trampin' on in from Kalamazoo to Swampwater...well, we oughta get the National Guard to patrol the border...n' keep all those buggers from New Jersey comin' in here and stealin' our jobs. Put a big to keep out those bastards. And for those here who think it's such a shithole well then Mr. Highandmighty if you think it's SUCH and unbearable place...well then why don't you move somewhere else...
...like TEXAS!
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by KPC
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 10:33 PM
Fido: "When the next round of elections removes a majority of your ignorant Socialist Democratic friends from the legislature and the Republicans get working majorities in both houses, they'll do what they did for Massachusetts, New York, and any other state run by Republicans: Return it to fiscal order and prosperity."
Prosperity? NEW YORK! Your an idiot!
I suggest you hold your breath while you wait for the Legislature to be majority Republican.
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by i
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 11:55 PM
Arnold won.
Your desired outcome didn't materalize.
You're a loser.
Get used to it.
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by fresca
Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003 at 12:06 AM
"And for those here who think it's such a shithole well then Mr. Highandmighty if you think it's SUCH and unbearable place...well then why don't you move somewhere else... "
tell me you didn't actually bust out that tired comeback.
I stay here because I'm happy enough with the life I have here. That doesn't mean that I can't see how fucked up things are in general. AND, things, hopefully and finally are about to change for the better.
People, obviously, were only willing to put up with all this ultra-liberal bullshit for so long.
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by Ralph
Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003 at 4:47 AM
An excellent marketing campaign, for an inferior product.
It is business as usual in America. Rejoice!
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