Californians Are The Dumbest People On The Face Of The Planet Earth

by aat Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 at 1:54 AM

Californians Are The Dumbest People On The Face Of The Planet Earth

And you all just proved it yesterday. It can't even be chalked up to ignorance. Ignorance suggests an ability to be taught - but you guys just don't know jack and are unwilling to learn. Peter Camejo was the most honest, stand up candidate running (and he WAS a business owner and he WAS hispanic - everything you voted for Ah-nold and Bustamante over), but you cast your vote in with Arnold because you liked the Terminator movies and fell for every stupid assed meaningless one liner like the dumb shlubs you are. You never watched a debate (probably cause it was on during Everybody Loves Raymond), you never read the issues -hell, 10,000 of you voted for George Schwartzman cause you couldn't even figure out the goddamned punch cards!!! For the record, I live in Los Angeles (capitol of idiocy), California. But I'm a hoosier by birth and a Chicagoan by the grace of God, and I'm getting the fuck out of this shitty state. Let me explain to you what you've done. You've made it possible for George Dumbfuck Bush to retain his bumbling hold on the helm of this nation. Its all a scam you, idiots! George Bush was illegally elected into the White House, fucked up the budget in his first year in office (far worse than Grey Davis), pissed off all our foriegn neighbors, led us into a bullshit war (I know some of you Californios STILL think Iraq was behind 911, but it wasn't), and has been gradually suspending education and a good lot of our civil liberties since. Grey Davis fucked up the budget. One out of the multitude of crimes Bush has committed since his election, yet Bush has not been recalled. Now let me tell you why. California (that's where you live, fuckwits) has the highest number of electoral votes, which means its one of the most important states of the Union when it comes to Presidential elections (quit playing with yourselves now and read the rest). You HAD a Deomcratic governor. In order for Bush to be re-elected, he needs a Republican governor who will support him blindly (as you all blindly support celebrities). You have provided him with that Republican governor. Let me put it in terms you will understand. George Bush is the Emperor. Arnold is Vader. You just elected Darth Vader. I like his movies, but he's a tool. He's a puppet of special interest groups and his Republican advisors, and he is going to do a sock puppet show for you to distract you as he cuts your eductation (which believe me, you need) and health care. I have a kid currently in your schools, and I know how very badly you need help in that department. Well, you fucked up. In the two years I've been here (I came for the same reason any sane person ever comes to this dumb hick burg - to be a filmmaker), you have only reinforced your own stereotypes. You are blinded by celebrity (you let celebs run down Mexican kids with their gas guzzling SUV's, cheat on and kill their wives, and generally misbehave without any of the repercussions the rest of humanity has to deal with). Your self-touted progressiveness is a big fat ass lie. You're the most backwards, bubbleheaded, inbred people I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. You're all descended from uneducated miners and the whores who serviced them! You're totally against change (in your lives and in your overblown entertainment industry - as much as your shitty boring ass weather), and you're utterly without a thought in your collective head. The state of the entertainment industry you are shitting upon the rest of the world is a cry for help. Look at all the remakes and dumb shit coming out of Hollywood. You don't have an original idea because you'd rather watch reality shows and go to the gym and worry over Kobe -Can't-Keep-My-Dick-In-My-Gym-Shorts Bryant and who's gonna have the rights to the Ice Cube action figure for the next XXX movie than take the time to think for yourselves. Well, I'm getting the fuck out. Fuck you. Fuck you very much. The world is laughing at you.

Original: Californians Are The Dumbest People On The Face Of The Planet Earth