If you cross the israeli border
illegally you get deported on israel's dime.

if you cross the north korean border
illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

if you cross the iranian border
illegally you are detained indefinitely.

if you cross the afghan border
illegally, you get shot.

if you cross the saudi arabian border
illegally you will be jailed.

if you cross the chinese border
illegally you may never be heard from again.

if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you
will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

if you cross the cuban border illegally
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

what happens if you cross the US border?