If you cross the israeli border

illegally you get deported on israel's dime.

if you cross the north korean border

illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

if you cross the iranian border

illegally you are detained indefinitely.

if you cross the afghan border

illegally, you get shot.

if you cross the saudi arabian border

illegally you will be jailed.

if you cross the chinese border

illegally you may never be heard from again.

if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you

will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

if you cross the cuban border illegally

you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

what happens if you cross the US border?