If you are like me you probably have never seen a cop car parked legally.

In these photographs a Chandler Police Officer illegally parked his motorcycle in the new Chandler City Hall.

Whenever I see stuff like this I like to make jokes about how stupid cops are. How cops are too dumb to park their cars correctly. Or how the idiots at the police academy don't teach the cops how to park.

But sadly we are all wrong about how stupid and poorly trained the police are.

In reality the cops know how to correctly park their cars. While cops may be *ssholes, they are aren't the dumb *assholes we make them out to be.

The real reason you never see a police car parked legally is because most cops have an attitude problem which goes like this:

I'm a cop! I got a gun and a badge and I can do anything I f*cking want!

If you don't like it go f*ck yourself!

If you complain I am going to smash your face beyond repair and lock you in jail.

If that makes you feel lousy, remember these jackbooted police thugs can retire after 10 years of violating your rights and collect 80% of their highest salary for the rest of their lives.

Most of them will retire making $100,000 or more a year doing nothing but collecting their retirement benefits they earned for 10 years of police service, which was mostly jerking us serfs around.

All I can say is ain't it great living in American where the police pretend to protect you.

All these photos were taken on

Thursday, June 16, 2011
around 11:56 a.m.

at the new Chandler City Hall which is at

Chandler City Hall
175 S. Arizona Avenue
Chandler, Arizona

The license plate on this cops motorcycle is:

Arizona Plate
4941 SA

The serial number on the motorcycle is:

09167
or
G9167

The current Chandler City Council memembers who seem to approve of this police misconduct are:

Mayor Jay Tibshraeny
jay.tibshraeny@chandleraz.gov

Vice Mayor Trinity Donovan
trinity.donovan@chandleraz.gov

Councilmember Kevin Hartke
kevin.hartke@chandleraz.gov

Councilmember Rick Heumann
rick.heumann@chandleraz.gov

Councilmember Matt Orlando
matt.orlando@chandleraz.gov

Councilmember Jack Sellers
jack.sellers@chandleraz.gov

Councilmember Jeff Weninger
jeff.weninger@chandleraz.gov