Cops can't park worth shit!

by I can drive better then these pigs Monday, Jun. 20, 2011 at 6:02 AM

You probably see cops illegally parked all the time. Why is it that cops always seem to illegally park their cars a 1000 times worse then us civilians do?

If you are like me you probably have never seen a cop car parked legally.

In these photographs a Chandler Police Officer illegally parked his motorcycle in the new Chandler City Hall.

Whenever I see stuff like this I like to make jokes about how stupid cops are. How cops are too dumb to park their cars correctly. Or how the idiots at the police academy don't teach the cops how to park.

But sadly we are all wrong about how stupid and poorly trained the police are.

In reality the cops know how to correctly park their cars. While cops may be *ssholes, they are aren't the dumb *assholes we make them out to be.

The real reason you never see a police car parked legally is because most cops have an attitude problem which goes like this:

I'm a cop! I got a gun and a badge and I can do anything I f*cking want!

If you don't like it go f*ck yourself!

If you complain I am going to smash your face beyond repair and lock you in jail.

If that makes you feel lousy, remember these jackbooted police thugs can retire after 10 years of violating your rights and collect 80% of their highest salary for the rest of their lives.

Most of them will retire making $100,000 or more a year doing nothing but collecting their retirement benefits they earned for 10 years of police service, which was mostly jerking us serfs around.

All I can say is ain't it great living in American where the police pretend to protect you.

All these photos were taken on

Thursday, June 16, 2011
around 11:56 a.m.
at the new Chandler City Hall which is at
Chandler City Hall
175 S. Arizona Avenue
Chandler, Arizona
The license plate on this cops motorcycle is:
Arizona Plate
4941 SA
The serial number on the motorcycle is:
09167
or
G9167

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

Chandler Police Officers can't legally park their cars or motorcycles

The current Chandler City Council memembers who seem to approve of this police misconduct are:

Mayor Jay Tibshraeny
jay.tibshraeny@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member and Mayor Jay Tibshraeny

Vice Mayor Trinity Donovan
trinity.donovan@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member and Vice Mayor Trinity Donovan

Councilmember Kevin Hartke
kevin.hartke@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member Kevin Hartke

Councilmember Rick Heumann
rick.heumann@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member Rick Heumann

Councilmember Matt Orlando
matt.orlando@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member Matt Orlando

Councilmember Jack Sellers
jack.sellers@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member Jack Sellers

Councilmember Jeff Weninger
jeff.weninger@chandleraz.gov
Chandler City Council Member Jeff Weninger