John Ashcroft Named "Person of Interest" in Boston Media Terror
Hoax
July 24, 2004
(Radio Free Boston) BOSTON - John Ashcroft has been
named a "person of interest" in the recent media terror hoax announced
by the FBI. John Ashcroft, a man on the fringes of American society, known
for his love of guns and slavery and known as well as a strong supporter of the
Confederacy, is under investigation for using official government agencies in a
bid to manipulate the media.
Signs of mental instability have surrounded Mr.
Ashcroft since he took office as the nation's Attorney General. Just
after 9/11, Mr. Ashcroft revealed his obsession with the female breast when he
used ,000.00 in tax payer's money to hide the breasts of a statue of
"Lady Justice." Efforts to gain access to his personal computer
have failed, but it is rumored to hold a cache of pornographic images, primarily
of naked children with wings and harps floating about the clouds. A friend
of the next door neighbor of his personal psychologist claims that this is what
John Ashcroft is thinking about when he sings "Where Eagles Fly."
Members of the Boston Activist Community believe that
Mr. Ashcroft if orchestrating the media terror hoax in a bid to turn the media
against protesters planning on attending the anti-DNC protests this coming
week. Even before the DNC has started, Mr. Ashcroft, through his hoax, is
producing a mental image of violence that purely exists within his imagination.
CNN, FOX and the Boston Police Department have been
more than accommodating to Mr. Ashcroft, parroting his alleged hoax and
"leaking information" designed to further misinform the American
public. The true nature of Mr. Ashcroft's plot can be seen in the physical
layout of the "Free Speech" concentration camp he has constructed in
Boston where Americans wishing to express their views will be caged and
surrounded by police.
Attempts by this news outlet to contact Mr. Ashcroft
have been futile.
Attempts by this news outlet to contact Mr. Ashcroft have been futile.
Gee, I wonder why? I don't care for Asscraft either, but I doubt he's a "lover of slavery."
Unless you have exclusive interviews with one of his slaves, you're out of your league, Mao. Cram that PC garbage with walnuts.