PLEASE send that stupid bitch on a one way diplomatic mission and hold her in a dog pen.

FOX NEWS CHANNEL is completely out of control and have not set off the emergency broadcast system.

Henry Kissenger was beamed in from a remote location as usual.

Do I have to go find the emergency siren myself and turn it on. Is Fox gonna start doing it. I need an email address for the local police so they can turn the siren on every time they start using TV to declare war.

They of course have called for assasinations, double trials, and they had a proffesional criminal that I recognized from New York who underestimated the number of Persian revolutionary milita forces by at least 1.599 billion members. Not to mention any allies they can pull out of their ass.

If they insist on giving orders to the military then I insist that they be on the front lines.

If ABC NEWS never heard of Fred Hanson we may have to pick Peter Jennings and have him examined by a psycologist. He may have been given sodium penathol.

Ok, maybe Bush still doesn't read my newspaper, but

In other news, CHINA IS JUSTIFIED in the confiscation of the 1.78 billion dollars in long range radar technology that can be handed over to the CNG. EXCELLENT SCORE.

We could have an election here once a month and it won't make any difference because coersion, threats, and violence is the only thing we understand.

Perhaps by morning some one will want to put Fred Hanson on the stand.

HBO'S THE SOPRANOS also demonstrated the effectiveness of knowing when to shut up and leave out part of the story. The brains of the family are back. Maybe Tony don't have to wack Steve Buscemi. Chris will never learn who to trust but he does have balls.

Did you ever notice that the movie's Bush makes are kind of dumb. Like Deadwood.

I watch FOX NEWS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the PALM IN THE FACE edition of the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy

Who the hell is Cheri Jacobas?