Report

A team of psychologists recently reported that thousands of US troops in Iraq have been infected with a rare mental disease. The symptoms are: 1) extreme violent behavior; 2) inability to reason or think independently; 3) rotting of the brain; 4) cowardice

After the psychologists became aware of the recent outbreak of ‘mad cows disease’ in the US they decided to investigate the possibility that these troops contracted this rare mental disease from eating beef.

The US military buys large quantities of beef from US slaughterhouses for members of the armed forces. This meat is almost never inspected. It’s often mixed with cow brains, spinal cords, butt holes, etc.

The troops have now been tested and the results are not good. It’s been determined they were infected by mad cow meat. When one of the psychologists was asked to identify the disease, she referred to it as ‘mad goons disease’.

Readers, if you know of any yanqui goons who exhibit any of the above symptoms, please call 800-MAD-GOON or email us at USOUTOFIRAQ@ANTIWAR.COM

You really area hateful little snot, aren't you?

Tell me...do you even know any military members personally?

Never mind. I know you don't.

But that's okay. You just keep spouting off about things you have no concept of.

That's all we really expect from you anyway.

"1) extreme violent behavior; 2) inability to reason or think independently; 3) rotting of the brain; 4) cowardice"

It tends to accelerate in infected individuals, atrophy their mental coherency, cause violant outbusts and fits of red-faced shaky finger pointing rants, coupled with the debilitating effects of spouting various lies, obfuscations, and bouts of extreme paranoia.

It's called "Liberalism".

The whole pathetic Democratic party is ate up with it...

Max the English major. This is what you get.

Like you're telling me, in your own view,the Republicans aren't funded by the same sources of money, only more so. It's way too late for you.

You always know when you're winning a debate on IMC by how quickwits attack the grammar in spite of the substance.

"Ate up with it" happens to be Southern slang. I'm from the south, ergo, I tend to indulge in the rudimentary pontifications and expressive panaches of those quaint folk with the reddest of necks.

Put that in you spellchecker and smoke it.

Biaaaaaitch!

well that explains much. But not all. You're kidding me righ? I've seen you do the exact same thing numerous times. Got to copy that remark for future Maxisms unless you retreat to another nick.

So you're from the south? Well so am I. Glad to be gone from there, happy you still are there. Let me guess. South Carolina.

I had him figured for South Africa, pre-1990.

I think I'll call him Judas.

That adjective suits you well, Max.

At least some conservatives don't display the mental rigidity you have been happily parading on IMC.

I hope you are 16 or less, although most people of that age are already capable of articulating rational thoughts.

Let me tell you the story of Minnie the Moocher

The intellect of her arguments really suit her

If she can't support her arguments with the usual lie

She simply says "I know you are, but what am I"

HiDEE HiDEE HiDEE HI

Apparently the "mental rigidity" of IMC conservatives falls somewhere between liberal Democrat and slightly left of a moderate centrist.

Nothing they should be too proud of...

you managed to spell " ate" correctly. Well done.

for proving my point.

No, I'm talking about the Southern USA, not Mexico.

Wetback.

What does "righ" mean?

in all parts of the world, disenfranchised, ignorant people create themselves a new dignity by inventing concepts of racial superiority.

Southern US does not escape this temptation.

Now get back to picking those tomatoes, wop. Taco Bell called and they're running out of condiments for the tacos.

What's the extra space for in the quote " ate"? Was it meant to symbolize the insipid nature of your wit or the vapid emptiness of your intellect?

"you're telling me, in your own view,the Republicans aren't funded by the same sources of money (as the Democraps)"

You shills need to get back to work! I ain't payin' ya to engage these conservatives in dialogue! I'm payin' ya to post liberal propaganda!!

Get busy.............

IQ(0): "Now get back to picking those tomatoes, wop."

Ummm....a "wop" is an Italian, not a Mexican

If your gonna be a racist, at least get you epithets right. I suggest you go back to your KKK manual and reference the "What to call 'em" section.

....idiot

"Ummm....a "wop" is an Italian, not a Mexican"

Every here the cliche: "it takes one to know one"?

Well, KPC once again proves that he's a racist with this latest comment.

He demonstrates that he understands the difference between a wop, dago, greaseball, Guinea, and a wetback, taco, and your average run-of-the-mill greaser.

Only a racist piece of trash could be so knowledgeable on ethnic slurs such as these.

And I'm supposed to be the klansman.

Right!

Hmmm...

"I know you are but what am I?"

"bounces off of me and sticks to you...I'm rubber, you're glue"

"It takes one to know one"

...what...no after school specials on TV today?

So let me get this straight, if you KNOW what the epithet means, then you are a racist...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sounds like typical Republican logic...pardon the oxymoron....

...idiot.

The cure for yanqui goons disease is saliva. Give them a saliva shower when they come back to the US.

durring the return of troops from Vietnam this rumor was circulated widely. It was a devisive tactic to alienate our veterans. We need those guys and they need us because they will be very sick mentally and physically.

Why would anyone need goons who go half way around the world to muder, rape, torture, kidnap, extort, plunder and rob innocent people in the third world?

The only people who need goons are the wealthy masters who control the world.

Sounds like Kiwi needs a saliva bath too.

the salava bath you gave my dick was terriffic. Happy New Year.

ROLMAO (rolling over laughing my ass off) He would a pair of tweasers and a microscope to find your tiny wee wee you stupid whiteboy!

"innocent people in the third world? "

There's no evidence of their innate innocence.

Their spectacular failures as cultures and societies would tend to refute this assertion.

>

therefore we may assume guilt unless and untill they prove their innocence. You're not from here are you? I mean America.

"therefore we may assume guilt unless"

We needn't assume anything. Simply look at the cultures of the third world and the attendant squalor, corruption and atrocities.

The "guilt" is self evident.

>

and the operation of institutions like the world bank or the CIA have nothing to do with this.

You aren't from here, are you?

"and the operation of institutions like the world bank or the CIA have nothing to do with this."

Very little.

These institutions may have operated and profitted within these failed societies after the fact, but to say that they are in any way the cause of the failure is ridiculous.

I know it's very important for you to believe that, if not for the intervention and manipulation of evil entities like the CIA and World bank, that any of these third world societies would be bustling prosperous examples of success, but that's simply fantasy.

All cultures and societies are simply not equal. Some succeed, some lanquish and some prosper.

That's just how life works.

And the CIA didn't overthrow the democratic governments of Iran and Iraq? You're not from here,are you? I mean reality.

"And the CIA didn't overthrow the democratic governments of Iran and Iraq? "

Please, please, please tell me the story (with ample proof) of how the CIA...OVERTHREW...THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENTS...of...IRAQ AND IRAN.

These two beacons of truth and freedom and progress before WE got a hold of them.

Please, I'm waiting...here's your chance...

Remember. The story you've offered is the one where the CIA overthrew the DEMOCRATIC governments of Iraq and Iran.

As I see it, you're first hurdle will be the small sticking point that there has only been ONE Democracy in the entire history of the middle east. And I think we know what state that is.

So, please, I'm all ears.

Dig your own hole. The CIA and Iran

http://www.politrix.org/foia/cia-stuff/cia-iran-all.htm

the CIA and Iraq

http://www.politrix.org/foia/cia-stuff/cia-iran-all.htm

or do the search engine for yourself

CIA+Saddam+bath

or

CIA+Iran+Mossadeq

And if you are referring to Israel, I guess every democracy needs a program of violence and a 20 meter wall with guard towers to protect the land they stole.

You've proven my point.

To whatever degree the CIA was involved with these and other cesspools is the degree to which they helped American interests by changing the guard from one despot to another. Neither of these states was anything even remotely resembling a democracy. They were stalled. They still are. Look at the damage in Iran from the earthquake for Christ's sake. These people are still living in mud huts with concrete roofs. Not exactly modern.

Face it. These cultures have been fucked for millenia.

As for Isreal. Goddamn right it needs a wall. Being the only successful and democratic industrialized society in the entire middle east, it IS a bit of a target for it's neighbors who absolutely despise Jews and progress.

And as for stolen land. The only land that was ever stolen from the so-called "palestinians" was the land that could have been their state in 1948. But alas, the noble arabs of Egypt, Syria and Jordan helped themselves to that land.

Israel of course, gained the land, by all rights, in 1967 when these same savage states tried, spectacularly unsuccessfully I might add, to destroy Isarel.

So yeah. The wall is needed until the "palestinians" can evolve and refrain from wholesale murder which is the cornerstone of their culture.

You shoot someone in the leg then deny it, get called for it and then attempt to blame the victim. Typical.

It never happened

We didn't do it

They deserved it anyway.

Hmmm..

Sounds like Sheepdog's hate based take on 9-11 and the attack we sustained courtesy of his heroes.

don't draw their paycheck from CIA or mossad paymasters.

But look who I am responding to. Another weasel caught in yet another lie. Nothing new here.

Ah! Vintage sheepdog.

when faced with his own traitorous and unbelievable naive worldview...he pulls his only weapon.

Mossad! CIA!

What an unlearned fool.

.... that fresca who in in love with the assassins of the mossad and seems to have to avoid her own lies by throwing shit in a Bush Admirer type fashion? And always capitalizes the noun mossad as if it was in her private spell check dictionary?

Could be a coincidence.

That's it? That's you're rebuttal?

You have a problem with me capitalizing Mossad? Oh, of course you do. You hate anything that has anything to do with defending Isarel or thwarting the actions of your montrous vipers in "palestine"

By the way, why wouldn't I capitalize it. It's a proper noun.

I guess you're still reeling from being reminded of your hero worship of the terrorists who continue to kill Americans.

Uh oh..I capitalized American...I'm sorry.

Twice.

Got two honorable discharges to show for it.

You have, what.....loyalty to Israel. Good for you.

Enough of the fantasy sheep.

You're as much of a patriot and a soldier as I am an astronaut.

Well imagine that! Sheepster's a vet. Whoda thunk it?

Well Sheep, if it's true then, one vet to another, I'll uncover in your presence.

Until proven though, you'll remain on the Binnacle List.



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Fresca is a liar and racist. Arguing with that shitpile is pointless, all that is required is derision.