You're about to enter a whole new world... to explore an opportunity with one of the most important and advanced agencies of its kind. Get ready to be surprised and inspired.

At the NSA, you will join an organization that is charged with carrying out a number of the country's most important and sensitive intelligence activities. Our ongoing mission involves monitoring, gathering and decoding foreign communications (signals) from around the world, as well as Information Assurance --- protecting our country's own security and communications from exploitation…and transforming data into key intelligence for use by the highest levels of U.S. decision-makers.

We are constantly asking the big questions, with the full realization that their answers can profoundly affect the future. We have a question for you. Are you ready to explore an NSA future?

We're ready...

to involve you in some of today's most intriguing challenges, in an environment that is recognized as one of the largest and most forward-directed data centers in the world.

Opportunities exist with us for high school students, college students, graduating college seniors and experienced professionals in the following areas/positions:

...are part of a multi-faceted cryptologic discipline that involves research, analysis, and the presentation of findings that enable us to provide the fullest possible SIGINT picture to U.S. policymakers, military commanders, and other Intelligence Community members.

While the unique responsibilities of our Intelligence Analysts are not easily defined, we can say that they work in diverse environments that deal with a range of different issues of key cryptologic significance. The individual assignments and opportunities that are available are varied and highly specialized, but all share one important and exciting quality: they help protect the nation's security.

Intelligence Analyst

As an Intelligence Analyst you may find yourself preparing written and oral assessments of current events based on the sophisticated collection, research, and analysis of classified and open source information.

In your role, you may be requested to solve difficult technical problems...work independently in analysis and research...protect vital oral and written information... apply new techniques to solve analytic problems...demonstrate a knowledge of the communications environment and signal trends of targets...and assess intelligence that can help predict the likely course of action of a specified target.

NSA Intelligence Analysts demonstrate an understanding of world history; its past and current relevance; and the geographic, social, economic, and political aspects that have influenced steady global change. Our Intelligence Analysts also expertly write reports that reflect outstanding critical thinking and a comprehensive grasp of world events.

Apply Online for these positions: https://www.nsa.gov/applyonline/index.html?JobID=57208&User_ID=

really funny.

Working independently in analysis and research? Too bad - that disqualifies our friends the Cheetos boys. But maybe they could get jobs typing the autobiographies of Franks and the other war criminals. Or shining their shoes.

That neo-nazi, Meyer London, still thinks Anne Frank is a war criminal. Meyer, how did you ever evade being tried at Nuremburg, you filthy scum?

being committed to a mental hospital by a judge, Max? It is all due to Thomas Szasz and his off the wall theories and budget cutters like Ronnie Reagan that people like you are roaming through the streets instead of getting the treatment that they so obviously need. All Szasz would have to hear is your fanatical calls for genocide in Syria to show him what horse manure his ideas about the myth of mental illness really are.

Whacko! Whacko alert!!! WHOOOOPPP! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!

"ave to hear is your fanatical calls for genocide in Syria to show him what horse manure his ideas about the myth of mental illness really are."


The voices in Meyer's head must be getting louder...