* THE 'SHADOW GOVERNMENT' IS A TEMPORARY SAFEGUARD
* BYE AND LARGE, AMERICANS ARE PRETTY SMART
* THE UNITED STATES WAS FOUNDED AS A DEMOCRACY
* UNCLE SAM WANTS TO SAVE THE SUCKER FISH
* TWA 800 HAD A FUEL TANK FAILURE
* AIDS STARTED WITH A MONKEY BITE TO THE BUTT
* VACCINES ARE NECESSARY AND BENEFICIAL
* LEE HARVEY OSWALD KILLED JFK
* VINCE FOSTER COMMITTED SUICIDE
* TIM McVEIGH BLEW UP A BUILDING IN OKLAHOMA CITY
* IT IS DANGEROUS TO LIVE IN AN ARMED SOCIETY
* IT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO LIVE IN AN ARMED SOCIETY
* THE WAR ON DRUGS IS A REAL DEAL
* THE MAFIA IS AMERICA'S NO 1 DRUG PUSHER
* NEITHER CLINTON NOR BUSH WERE INVOLVED WITH MENA
* MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS HONEST AND INDEPENDENT
* THE ROCKEFELLERS ARE PATRIOTIC
* THE DRUG COMPANIES WANT TO KEEP YOU HEALTHY
* CONTRAILS AND CHEMTRAILS ARE THE SAME THING
* FDR WAS A GREAT AMERICAN
* OUR COURTS SEEK JUSTICE
* US CITIZENSHIP IS A GOOD DEAL
* IRS IS A U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY
* THE FEDERAL RESERVE BELONGS TO US
* SOCIAL SECURITY IS A GOOD DEAL
* THE UNITED NATIONS IS A PEACEFUL ORGANIZATION
* PUBLIC EDUCATION IS GOOD FOR OUR KIDS
* IN THESE TRYING TIMES, PROZAC AND RITALIN ARE LIFESAVERS
* MIND CONTROL IS FUTURISTIC FICTION
* GULF WAR SYNDROME IS FICTION
* ANTHRAX MAILINGS CAME FROM FOREIGN ENEMIES
* POLITICAL PRISONERS IN RUSSIA AND CHINA ONLY
* MAINSTREAM REPORTED THE TRUTH RE UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 93
* MAINSTREAM REPORTED THE TRUTH RE AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 77
This one is better. You're getting closer to meeting the qualifications to be this weeks EV Grand Prize winner. It's not as easy to see the seething anger when it's presented in this fashion, but it's still evident in the posting itself. A nice combination of lunacy coupled with outright derangement. Not an average posting by any means.
Good entry. Others need to try and top this one.
You're not going to win many converts to your cause if you constantly call your target audience stupid, brainless sheep.
Might I suggest a copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People".
Dude...you're not going to get extra credit from your Berekely Poli-Sci prof like this...
oh yes, I forgot.
Please sir will you kindly go take a flying.....
no wait, I meant, you may be misinformed.
We don't want no stinkin' converts. We enjoy being marginalized and small in number. It gets too confusing when there's a bunch of us all doing different things and going in different directions like the mindless lost children we are. Besides, we use this downtrodden image to replace those who move out of our movement and into the real world where they become good little Democrats. One or two leaves, we get another, usually young impressionable college students. Once they reach their senior year, (should they I should say) then they usually wise up and leave us on to greener pastures; things like water, soap, a haircut and a job. Yuck! They never send money back to help us though. Damndist thing.
Baa, ba, dipshit have you any brains?