The two magnificent leaders... who are filled with the pure light of God, and are surely the reincarnated souls of the most blessed, are shown here shaking hands after his Holly Rolly Pollyness made a statement to the lap dog press that the Great Leader's war on Afghanistan was "justified." A small handful of demonstrators outside the White House who were chanting "Free Tibet!" looked confused and bewildered when the most high and divine Dalai Lama Mamma Samma came outside to share his bag of Pork Rinds. One protestor... whose mind and soul were surely possessed of the Devil, began to chant "Free Afghanistan!"... but he was quickly thumped over the head with a bible wielded by John Ashcroft and sent off to Guantanamo Bay's Camp X-Ray for questioning. (AP Photo/Anti-Christ Newsboys)

Worse yet, the Dalai Lama finds the illegal U.S. Imperialist Invasion of Iraq "too complicated" to judge!

Well, is that the kind of moral evasion that got him the Nobel "Peace" prize?

Hey, Mr. Holy Ignoramus, just stick to holding silent prayers & please don't try to evade a moral judgement on Naked Aggression.

According to Victor Marchetti's 1970s book on the CIA, the Dalai Lama has always enjoyed a cozy relationship with nefarious forces within the US govt.

Apparently he sold out his non-violence principles for a bunch of old reels of the mediocre TV sitcom F-Troop!

Well the Malibu hip squad will have to meditate on this one for a days on their private beaches I suppose...