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The Fictitious Symbor of a Fictitious War: Private Lynch

by C/O Diogenes Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 at 12:13 PM

The rescue of Jessica Lynch defined the Iraq war - and now defines what it was not, writes Malcolm Knox.

Private Lynch, symbol of a fictitious war

July 14 2003


The rescue of Jessica Lynch defined the Iraq war - and now defines what it was not, writes Malcolm Knox.


Private Jessica Lynch has amnesia. The soldier, now reportedly in hospital, can bear witness neither to what happened nor what didn't.

Lynch remains the governing metaphor for the war, which, like her, is less a substance than an absence, a portrait drawn in silhouette. Just as Lynch is coloured around by what did not happen to her on April Fool's Day, what is not happening in Iraq is growing clearer by the day.

On April 4 The Washington Post reported that Lynch was rescued from the Saddam Hospital in Nasiriyah by "navy special operations forces, or Seals, extract[ing] Private Lynch while under fire". In fact, there were no Iraqi soldiers in or near the hospital.

It was reported on April 6 that after being ambushed, Lynch "fought fiercely and shot several enemy soldiers, firing her weapon until she ran out of ammunition despite having sustained multiple gunshot wounds".

Rather than being ambushed, it has now emerged that Lynch's convoy leader misread his orders and drove into Nasiriyah past waving Iraqis. Realising his error, he tried to turn the 13-vehicle convoy around but they ran out of petrol, or collided with each other, or broke down, or got stuck. It's unclear whether Lynch fired her weapon or, like others in her convoy, her gun jammed due to poor maintenance.

[Lest this imply that the leader, Captain Troy Kent King, blundered, that too is not the case. According to the military investigation, King did nothing blameworthy, but committed a "navigational error caused by the combined effects of the operational pace, acute fatigue, isolation and harsh environmental conditions".]

This newspaper's Miranda Devine, reporting from Sydney, described the Lynch rescue as "the feel-good story of the war", but said it was being hijacked by "feminists": "It is inevitable that Jessica Lynch will be immortalised as the invincible female warrior princess, her heroics exaggerated for feminist propaganda. The ramifications for all women are profound."

Or not.

By the time she comes to, Lynch's world will have changed, then changed back again. What has not changed, however, is her status as the human symbol of what the war on Iraq was not.

It was not a war to disarm Saddam Hussein of the weapons of mass destruction he did not have, or the "enriched uranium" he did not buy. It was not a war to remove the "45-minute" danger Iraq did not pose. Nor was it a war to disable an elite Republican Guard which was, in fact, a poker party of old men manning sandbags with rusty rifles, and tank drivers who cheerfully drove into the B-52s' crosshairs. It was not a war to bring democracy to Iraq, for a democratic expression of a majority Iraqi will is precisely what the occupiers will not allow.

Nor, of course, was Saddam the tactical genius he (or we) pretended he was. Had Saddam been a coach in the National Rugby League, he would also have been out of a job by April. He certainly wasn't a leader with 100 per cent electoral approval, as he claimed, but then in a free election he'd still likely have won more votes than the 24 per cent of Americans who voted for George Bush.

[A note on the difference between Saddam democracy and American democracy: in the former, people are forced to give their consent by voting for the one available candidate; in the latter, people are liberated to give their consent by not voting for anyone.]

Most potently, the war isn't a "was", but an "is". It's here now, in the present. The fact that it's no longer being broadcast live on Fox News only makes it feel more real then when it was.

Meanwhile, Private Ryan - sorry, Lynch - will become a hero of a telemovie that tells her story as it could, perhaps should, have happened. When the telemovie is screened, Lynch's amnesia will be relieved and she can become, at last, what Michael Moore might have predicted as her destiny: a fictitious character rescued fictitiously from a fictitious war to which she had been sent by a fictitious president, as seen by an audience who can't remember.

Malcolm Knox is a Herald journalist.



This story was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034877346.html
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Lights, Camera,...

by Diogenes Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 at 12:15 PM

...War.

BUSH LIED AND LIED AND LIED AND PEOPLE DIED AND DIED AND DIED.
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Impeachment

by Democratic Republic Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 at 12:35 PM

we need to learn some Vocab words.

Fraud (State of the Union)
Democracy
Republic
Oligarchy
Facism

Bush's lies are Fraud, which fits the constituitional definition of High Crimes and Misdemenours.
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Impeachment is not enough.

by @ Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 at 6:31 PM

We need to remove this entire "administration" from the government.
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Remove, as in forcibly.

by Sansculotte Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 3:00 AM

I agree. These killers must be terminated, with extreme prejudice.
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they need to be shown the door

by Samspam Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 4:37 AM

Put down the pitch fork clem, we gotta talk to our friends and gas up the truck for we ride into Warshington.
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You may laugh now, samspam

by Sansculotte Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 5:48 AM

But when the the bloody revolution has ended, and your money and land has been dispossessed, and you and you ilk are cast into shackles and thrown in the oubliette with the rest of the smelly swine, let's see who is laughing.
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to Sancloute

by Samspam Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 5:57 AM

You smell like another spook provacator. IMHO lighten up or wise up.
You wanna talk specifics or just get ornrey? You suggest something.
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You want specifics.

by Sansculotte Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:11 AM

How about the murder of more than 6000 Iraqi citizens, because of the fraudulent claim that their leader was about to nuke us.

You smell like just another troll to me.
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Thank god for the second ammendment!

by Heston Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:21 AM

Thank god for the second ammendment! Families can protect themselves from looters and murderers like Sansculotte.
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Heston

by anti-moron Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:25 AM

"Thank god for the second ammendment!"

In addition to God, what other fairy tales do you believe in? Santa Clause? The Easter bunny? The Tooth Fairy? You're nuttier than a Planter's peanut factory!
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The iraqis have guns too.

by Sansculotte Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:33 AM

And they are using them every day, to force the Western aggressor out of their land. Bush asked for it, and he is getting it, Toyota. And you thank him for getting this country into another Vietnam? You are a fool. Guerrilla warfare would be even MORE effective, right here on our own soil I bet.
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Fairy tales

by Heston Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:45 AM

What other fairy tales do I believe in?

Well, there's the one about the US government flying remote control planes into buildings on 9/11, and there's the one about the UFO autopsy.
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Heston

by anti-moron Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:51 AM

Really? I'm surprised. There's actually EVIDENCE for THOSE theories.
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^

by haha Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:54 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Evidence for those theroies!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.........................
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Heston & "haha"

by Critical Thinker Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:56 AM

Prove that God exists.
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I can prove that God does not exist.

by Mathematically Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:57 AM

With the Fundamental Formula of Gambling (FFG).
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Logical Fallacy

by debate coach Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:58 AM

"Prove that God exists."

Changing The Subject
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anti-moron

by Rush Limbaugh Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 6:59 AM

I'm on the radio right now talking to millions of people. Does that bother you?
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OK

by Heston Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:00 AM

I'll prove that god exists right after you prove that the US government flew remote control planes into buildings on 9/11.

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Logical Fallacy

by debate coach Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:00 AM

"Changing The Subject"

UNSUBSTANTIATED ALLEGATION
For more on logic at your level, try reading "Logic for Mental Defectives."

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Heston

by Critical Thinker Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:02 AM

I'll prove that the US government flew remote control planes into buildings on 9/11right after you prove that god exists.
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Mathematically

by devil Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:03 AM



You do that. And if God does exist and you're burning in Hell forever, just remember to keep telling yourself: "This is NOT real. This is NOT real."
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anti-moron

by Rush Limbaugh Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:03 AM

I'm on the radio right now talking to millions of people. Does that bother you?
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I believe in God.

by conservative Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:05 AM

Baaaaaaaahhhhhh! Baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Such sheep we are!
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Rush

by anti-moron Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:06 AM

"I'm on the radio right now talking to millions of people. Does that bother you?"

Actually, you're on the internet right now making a fool out of yourself. Does that bother you?
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Doing your work for you

by Heston Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:06 AM

I'll prove that UFOs exist *AND* that they were part of the 9/11 plot.

http://www.ufotheatre.com/wtcufo.htm
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More evidence

by Heston Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:07 AM


http://www.cairns.net.au/~tims/WTCufo/
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Oooo. I'm scared.

by Math Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:07 AM

N = log (1 – DC) / log (1 – p)

It's not my equation. It's God's.

http://www.saliu.com/formula.htm

"Some will stumble upon an error, when the degree of certainty is set to 100%. There is no absolute certainty in the Universe (or probability equal to 1). It leads to an absurdity: Calculating the number of events necessary for an event of probability p to appear with a degree of certainty equal to 100%. It is absurd. No other qualifications apply, such as “impossible” or “erroneous formula”. Just remember the relation we had before considering the “degree of certainty”. We dealt with “the probability of losing N consecutive times”: (1 – p) ^ N. In this relation, no N can lead to zero (1 – 100%). Not even 'minus infinite'! A computer program should trap the error and ask the user to enter a DC less than 100% (things like 99.99999999…%).*

Some profound thoughts surrounding this mathematical expression and the false error.
The Fundamental Formula of Gambling (FFG) proves that absolute certainty is a mathematical absurdity. If we set the degree of certainty DC=1 (or 100%), FFG leads to a mathematical absurdity. God is Absolute Certainty, therefore absolute absurdity. I can only imagine de Moivre's reaction when this thought might have crossed his mind: "Certainty is absurd! How can God be True?" It was the 17th century, and the 21st has just a little changed for the better…"
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I don't believe in God

by liberal Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:09 AM

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKLE!!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Such toast we are!
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God

by NAACP Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:11 AM

Don't forgets, a lots of us colored people believe in God. Youse don't wants to upsets some of your po-lit-ta-cul base.
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Really?

by conservative Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:11 AM

I believe in anything that isn't supported by scientific evidence. I'm a conservative.
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It was me.

by Ignatius Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:12 AM

I posted the "NAACP" comment. I hate niggers. I'm a conservative.
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God

by Rosa Parks Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:17 AM

I believe in God. Are you making fun of people like me?
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Rosa Parks

by Ignatius Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 at 7:20 AM

Why, yes. I hate niggers. I'm a conservative.
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What are we doing????

by Your guess- try George himself Saturday, May. 29, 2004 at 11:45 PM
yankenyc@hotmai.com really not on your life

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?
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Saving Private Lynch--victim of feminazis

by peepdog Sunday, May. 30, 2004 at 2:12 AM

I agree with the original article writer on one salient point: Lynch was made a hero for doing just about nothing, except having a cunt.

She wouldn't even have been in Iraq except a bunch of liberal elitist pigs in the 70s decided, without any evidence, that women would be good for expanded roles in the military.

The military is one of many institutions damaged by liberal cultural marxism. It's the same reason the one equally-guilty general with a cunt in charge of Abu Grab (Gore's pronunciation) will get away with it while her male counterparts bear the brunt of the blame.
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