Newswire contributors,

thanks for your patience as we relocate our server. all updates should be complete by tommorow, wednesday morning (5-14-03).

we may have a few more outages throughout the day today (tuesday 5-13-03).

imc tech

LA-IMC was actually changing servers yesterday. These things do happen and not all outages are the result of right-wing plots. I don't want to speak for all of LA-IMC, but I think there have been some attacks (such as Denial-of-Service, massive spamming) by right-wing groups, but no government intervention as far as I know. Thanks for your concern.

If our wives went down as often as LA-IMC we wouldn't have time to discuss politics.

..the regular checks from Fidel and Arafat get held up?

And who's gonna take up the slack now that Saddam can't sign checks?

you're both so angry. why do you keep coming back here to vent? it's not healthy.

I'm not angry.

I come here to have fun.

And everyone here cooperates so well to make sure I'm amused.

Thanks, guys!

And I come here to laugh at daveman.