Everyone knows however, Andrex is no good for wiping spunk off a girl's tits. I always use a dead GI's hanky myself. Fuck knows there's enough of them out there at the moment.
Why try getting under her netting when you could be playing "Kill yankie Mother" games instead?
Probably the most wanted product in Iraq right now, 'cause some of their birds are minging. Might use the Andrex afterall......