(2003-01-19) -- Police across the nation estimate the crowd that avoided recent anti-war demonstrations at about 289 million. Americans from coast-to-coast voted in absentia against criticizing the Bush administration for relieving Sadam Hussein of power after Iraq's repeated failure to comply with U.N. resolutions.

Anti-anti-war demonstrators gathered in grocery stores, shopping malls and private homes to proclaim their disagreement with protestors marching in the streets of Washington D.C. and San Francisco.

"Going about my regular Saturday routine is my way of saying I disagree with the radical left-wing agenda of the anti-Bush crowd," said college student Melanie Sampson, who spent the day preparing a term paper for a literature course.

Police reported no unusual problems with the droves that stayed away from the protests.

"It was a normal Saturday in America," said one Sheriff's deputy.

C'mon, that's hardly fair.

This war shines down upon the moronic meaninglessness of the "peace" club.

I'm a member of the Young Republicans Club, which trumps the peace club in moronic meaninglessness.

anyone wanna meet at the rally?

We can hold hands and sing!

May I hold your cock?

That's what I'm talking about!!!!

Unzip it grip it and rip it baby.

you already seem to have some other little boy's weiner

in your mits...

May I also suck the baby batter out of it?

May I May I.....PLLLLEASE....I want it so bad------give it me.