This little terrorist is clearly threatening the photographer with a deadly weapon. Top secret analysis of the envelope in his hand reveal that it contains deadly Anthrax spores that could very well be carried by the wind to the United States, killing millions of people.
But there is no need to worry: Cluster bombs will momentarily rip him to shreds. If they don't get him, the depleted Uranium scrap metal in his playground will.
Thank you George Bush for protecting me from these terrorists; I sleep a lot better nowadays knowing that you are at the helm of the world.
Now, if you don't mind, would you please go take a flying fucking leap off of the nearest building?
Thank you,
Gullible Citizen # 1,000,000.
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pro-war silence |
08hf |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 7:48 PM |
you |
Scottie |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 9:06 PM |
Huh? |
me |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 10:16 PM |
Bingo |
I feel safe now. |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 10:19 PM |
to scottie |
o'srh |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 10:41 PM |
to o'srh |
I feel safe now |
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 at 10:56 PM |
I believe he was speaking to scottie |
Pissed Off in Ohio |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 1:04 AM |
hmm |
Scottie |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 4:04 AM |
Whew! Close call! |
I feel safe now |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 7:52 AM |
better yet... |
paizuri |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 8:44 AM |
Arrgh |
Scottie |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 9:28 AM |
Random keys |
Scottie |
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 at 10:14 AM |
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