This Saturday, November 30, the Cultural Center of Anahuac will have a "No Thanks" presentation/discourse about Thanksgiving, and what the "holiday" means to Indigenous people. Find out if Indigenous people have ANY reason to be thankful on Thanksgiving.

Tenamazti Tonantzin and Quetzalxochitl will give presentations from 2-5PM at the Centro Cultural de Mexico, located at 1522 S. Main St. in Santa Ana.

For more information, please e-mail atlachinolli_front@yahoo.com, or call (714) 505-9975.

Listen human.... we've had enough of your kind rounding us up in death camps for mass slaughter every year just so you can feast on our flesh.

We got feelings, ya know. O.K., so we're not the smartest of birds... but we deserve better than this!

Hey... 'ol Ben Franklin wanted to proclaim us Turkeys as the national bird! That's right... but the more martial minded of the founding fathers wanted the stupid Eagle for the nation's symbol because it was a predator. Humpf... Listen, if Franklin had had his way us Turkeys would be on all the nation's seals and topping flag poles and you STUPID HUMANS would be eating Eagles for "thanksgiving."

Perhaps you pathetic humans would get the picture if next year ALL OF US BIRDS ganged up on you... rounded you up, fatted you up, slaughtered you and served you for dinner.

Lay off the Turkeys pal. And while we're at it... lay off all of my feathered friends... PLUS any other animal. Just back off human, and go eat something that won't bleed when you bite into it.

thank you very much for your appreciation.

i appreciate it.

but remember. remember when i had to go in. hand over the REINS.... to my Vice President.... to Dick Cheney.... no problem - just a.... POLYP.... no problem at all. i'm feelin' good. just fine.

i just want you to keep that in MIIIND!.... and remember:

the average American colon carries five pounds of putrid, partially-digested meat, and another five to ten pounds of toxic fecal matter that has been packed with mucus for years to form a hard lining in deformed folds of the colon.

In addition to constipation and increased risk of colon cancer, a meat-based, high-fat, low-fiber diet can cause a host of other colon-related problems, including diverticulosis, hemorrhoids, irritable bowel syndrome, spastic colon and appendicitis.....

so.... listen 'B.A.'.... if you admire me.... that's good. TRUST me. this a matter of GREAT IMPORTANCE..... to you and your family. i'm VERY proud of Barbara and we.. BOTH of us.... use a REPUTABLE.... colon CLEANSER.

yours with the utmost of my sincerity,

--MR. GOBBLEGOBBLE

bushassmired: check the beef for hormones? ..badstuff.. ~ the salmon was farmed locally, as in 99ct/lb? ie: poor quality protein..too bad, man. ~oysters&shrimps are very high in protein&minerals..depending on how they were farmed!! best way to tell? what did you pay!

rangefed & not farmed(ironic) are the best sources of the goodstuff..all else is second best, perhaps ok? but in some cases NotOK, ie: salmon, beef....

so, ba, yr gluttonous weekend was spoiled after all...hahahahaha....

listen up, Mr. so-called 'Admirer', whoever you are,

if you really loved me you would RESPOND.... when i ADDRESS..... you. now Dick and Laura and me, we're having a hard time here trying to KEEP.... good americans from finding out just how.... SCREWED they are and i take the time out of my busy holy day for YOU! and what do you have to say? NOTHING! well Barbara.... MOM.... always told me to watch out for ASS KISSERS.... like you.

speaking of ass.... this time it's an order. if you're gonna EAT MEAT, then WASH OUT YOUR ASS!!!! are you with me, you turkey eatin' agnostic?! or are you against me! you hang around that IMC bullshit so much no wonder your faith is.......... FALTERING.

sincerely,

Mr. GOBBLE-GOBBLE

...and loads of dickmeat...

...you forgot to mention the BushDickMeat and accompanying juices that you love to gobble gobble....

...Happy Thanksgiving!

hey shutup turkey n let me eat yaaaa

Bend over, you cum dumpster.

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