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Nix Powell, he is 1) part of the Bush Administration 2) lacked the backbone to goto the conference on racism 3) A holder of a foreign Title since he has been knighted by the Queen of England. I would suggest retiredGeneral Wesley K. Clark. As for the press secratary, nothing against Gore Vidal, but I would love to see Noam Chomsky in that post, just think of how fun that would be.

PERHAPS...

A few minor changes if you please

President -Someone who can’t be assassinated if

he bucks the system

Agriculture- Jim Hightower

Defense- Someone who can be assassinated

Education- the library

Housing- a collation of homeless people

I myself love the idea of running around the streets blowing people away, haven't you noticed? We could do it again.

Also, the FRENCH REVOLUTION???Give me a break, keeping a lid

on things produced the french revolution.

It of course, demonstrated the only thing that really frightens the metamucil out of the ruling class.

The PEOPLE getting pissed. Take heed.

Let’s start a list.

Let’s call this a disinformation tactic particular.

- there is the tried and true moronic chum call.

The plopper-

Available to all, it uses a vulgar approach in contrast to a profane approach to drop “items” into the dialogue.

The tooter- (i insist!)

An phrase so moronic it invites, no begs for correction; from people who know better.

I myself am compelled in respond to an excessive display of ignorance and stupidity and I know it’s lowering the quality of ideas to counter punching. I know and realize that this

exposes my own hypocrisy for what it’s worth.

I suppose my only defense is my anger at the lies from people who I’m sure know better. Do I feel better now? (sniff) What; you talking to me?

(never mind that emotional bursting, here wipe your face off with this)

The senile-

The frequent tactic of forgetting previous points.

Of these three current approaches to derail threads I would label this as another tooter.

No supporting information to another 'you're dumber' response. chump chum.

We don't really need anyone who doesn't represent us and is

only in office to serve their wealthy masters. Even a

uneducated, ignorant potato head would know this.