backround music: first stomping and hand clap of "we will rock you" then guitar intro of "we are the champions" (queen)

Chanting crowd of young men and more young men: USA, USA, USA, USA, Number Won, Number Won, USA, USA, USA! Number 1

[some huge foam #1 finger puppets can be seen waggling here and there, almost everyone is wearing a flag something, scarves, hats, waving little ones, wearing a cape, painted on their naked white chest]

McLeader: United We Stand! [applause and whoop whooping pause]
Let nobody make no mistake about it: we are a kind and patient

nation, slow to anger, but our angriness is terrible when provoked. Our anger is justice and

our cause is a just and an angry one. We will not let these cowards

intimidate the freedom we stand for and extinguish the beacon of

liberty that shows the world the way to freedom. Evil does exists

in the world and we shall give it no rest and no quarter until we

smoke them evildoers out of their varmint hidey holes and string 'em up to civilized justice.

[cue new music: classical patriotic building to a swelling climax slowly]

[cut to:]

Crowd: USA! USA! USA! Number 1! Number 1!

[back to CU McLeader]

McLeader: And May God Continue to Bless America! [brief pause, pregnant moment] [voice raising to excite]Now on to Baghdad to finish the job myDaddy started![jubilant whoops and cheers]

Extro music: refrain of stomping feet hand clap punctuation from "we will rock you"