Dr Plinge and Associates,
President Linda Jones believes Arianna Huffington (author of HOW TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT and co-creator of the SHADOW CONVENTIONS) will do fine as Secretary of Education for now. Children need to learn how to overthrow their "educators".
Has the French government been told of the new, somewhat more legitimate US Administration, or are they being fooled by the Bush clan and his goofy parade?
The Jones Administration has not yet appointed an Ambassador to France. President Jones thinks the French should decide this one. Since Jerry Lewis and Thomas Jefferson are unavailable, Jones and Chomsky are still looking for someone to fill the position. Any suggestions?
To recap, unless anyone has serious objections (no ideological bickering, please), President Jones has appointed the following:
Secretary of Agriculture – Jeremy Rifkin
Secretary of Commerce – David Korten
Secretary of Defense – Jesse Ventura
Secretary of Education – Arianna Huffington
Secretary of Energy – Paul Wellstone
Secretary of Health & Human Services – Susan Sarandon
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development – Hazel Henderson
Secretary of Interior – Winona LaDuke
Secretary of Labor – William Foote Whyte
Secretary of State – Noam Chomsky
Secretary of the Treasury – Paul Glover
Secretary of Transportation – Hunter Lovins
Secretary of Veterans Affairs – John McCain
Ambassador to the United Nations – Jesse Jackson
Attorney General – Ralph Nader
Director of Central Intelligence – Quentin Terrantino
Director of Decentralized Intelligence – Ramsey Clark
Environmental Protection Agency – Berry Commoner
Federal Communications Commission – Jim Hightower
Federal Election Commission – Ron Daniels
Food & Drug Administration – Paul Newman
Press Secretaries – William F. Buckley Jr. & Gore Vidal
Secretaries of Disinformation – George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton & Dick Cheney
"J. Walter Plinge" firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> Gentlemen and or ladies,
> My PoUSA screen registers LILLY TOMLIN as Secretery of Education.
> Please correct the error.
> Yours Secreteriallly,
> Dr. J. Walter Plinge, pH 3
> Executive Director
> US Foreign Department of Correspondence and Details
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> Paris, France