Dr Plinge and Associates,

President Linda Jones believes Arianna Huffington (author of HOW TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT and co-creator of the SHADOW CONVENTIONS) will do fine as Secretary of Education for now. Children need to learn how to overthrow their "educators".

Has the French government been told of the new, somewhat more legitimate US Administration, or are they being fooled by the Bush clan and his goofy parade?

The Jones Administration has not yet appointed an Ambassador to France. President Jones thinks the French should decide this one. Since Jerry Lewis and Thomas Jefferson are unavailable, Jones and Chomsky are still looking for someone to fill the position. Any suggestions?

To recap, unless anyone has serious objections (no ideological bickering, please), President Jones has appointed the following:

Secretary of Agriculture – Jeremy Rifkin

Secretary of Commerce – David Korten

Secretary of Defense – Jesse Ventura

Secretary of Education – Arianna Huffington

Secretary of Energy – Paul Wellstone

Secretary of Health & Human Services – Susan Sarandon

Secretary of Housing & Urban Development – Hazel Henderson

Secretary of Interior – Winona LaDuke

Secretary of Labor – William Foote Whyte

Secretary of State – Noam Chomsky

Secretary of the Treasury – Paul Glover

Secretary of Transportation – Hunter Lovins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs – John McCain

Ambassador to the United Nations – Jesse Jackson

Attorney General – Ralph Nader

Director of Central Intelligence – Quentin Terrantino

Director of Decentralized Intelligence – Ramsey Clark

Environmental Protection Agency – Berry Commoner

Federal Communications Commission – Jim Hightower

Federal Election Commission – Ron Daniels

Food & Drug Administration – Paul Newman

Press Secretaries – William F. Buckley Jr. & Gore Vidal

Secretaries of Disinformation – George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton & Dick Cheney

Agent X-7

B-C Greens

"J. Walter Plinge" b.ob@accesinternet.com> wrote:

> Gentlemen and or ladies,

> My PoUSA screen registers LILLY TOMLIN as Secretery of Education.

> Please correct the error.

> Everso,

> Yours Secreteriallly,

> Dr. J. Walter Plinge, pH 3

> Executive Director

> US Foreign Department of Correspondence and Details

> Eiffel Tower

> Paris, France

I'm not sure about the Ambassador to France, but a great one for Ambassador to Australia would be Australian ex-pat, doctor and anti-nuclear campaigner Helen Caldicott.