The exclusive Riviera Country Club in Brentwood (page 40 of your
Thomas Guide) will be hosting a special Anarchist Invitational Golf
Match on Sunday August 13. The event is timed to coincide with a
,000 tee-off fee golf match to benefit corrupt Democratic party
leaders that will "honor" California Governor Grey Davis.
The ,000 fee will be waived to those entering through the three
miles of unguarded and easily breached security fencing. Due to the
special price break, anarchists will be asked to supply their own
golfing equipment and devise their own rules.
On completion of the 18th hole a special reception will be held at the
club house where anarchists and millionaires will have a chance to
socialize and get to know each other.
Remember to replace your divots and please -- no swearing or rude