Pakistan to be bombed.

General, the leader of Pakistan, has agreed.

Bush has spoken to General, the democratically elected President of Pakistan, and told him he is about to bomb the Waristan province of Pakistan back to the Stone Age.

General told him Waristan was already back before the Stone Age, as it had not even advanced that far already, by golly.

Bush then said he was going to show them his ‘shock and awe’ but General told him not to whip it out in public and anyway Barbara had told him there was no ‘shock or awe’ left in it.

Bush said he was going to expose himself again, anyway.