{"article":{"id":193759,"heading":"Pakistan to be bombed","author":"Digery Cohen","created":"2007-02-20 11:02:41","modified":"2013-11-11 00:47:14","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:47:14","article":"<p>Pakistan to be bombed. <br><br> General, the leader of Pakistan, has agreed. <br><br> Bush has spoken to General, the democratically elected President of Pakistan, and told him he is about to bomb the Waristan province of Pakistan back to the Stone Age. <br><br> General told him Waristan was already back before the Stone Age, as it had not even advanced that far already, by golly.  <br><br> Bush then said he was going to show them his &lsquo;shock and awe&rsquo; but General told him not to whip it out in public and anyway Barbara had told him there was no &lsquo;shock or awe&rsquo; left in it. <br><br> Bush said he was going to expose himself again, anyway. <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"digerycohen@yahoo.co.uk","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"General said OK.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2007\/02\/bin4.jpg","filesize":"137.5 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2007\/02\/193759.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2007\/02\/bin4.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2007\/02\/bin4.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2007\/02\/bin4.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}