Bin Laden at White House.

The Bin barged his way into a news conference today at the White House.

He said Blair invited him.

Blair said he does not remember, as he was as high as a kite from all the speed he is taking.

The Bin offered them terms for surrender, which they accepted on the QT.

He told them he had been hiding out with his friends in Israel and got the best medical treatment.

He advised Blair to go there and get off the drugs as he was looking like shit.