{"article":{"id":190231,"heading":"Bin Laden at White House","author":"Digery Cohen","created":"2006-12-08 22:18:24","modified":"2006-12-08 22:18:24","last_modified":"Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:18:24","article":"<p>Bin Laden at White House. <br><br> The Bin barged his way into a news conference today at the White House. <br><br> He said Blair invited him. <br><br> Blair said he does not remember, as he was as high as a kite from all the speed he is taking. <br><br> The Bin offered them terms for surrender, which they accepted on the QT. <br><br> He told them he had been hiding out with his friends in Israel and got the best medical treatment. <br><br> He advised Blair to go there and get off the drugs as he was looking like shit. <br><br> <\/p>\n","contact":"digerycohen@yahoo.co.uk","link":"digerycohen.blogspot.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"He said Bush killed more Americans than him","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2006\/12\/bin_laden3.jpg","filesize":"182.4 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2006\/12\/190231.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2006\/12\/bin_laden3.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2006\/12\/bin_laden3.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2006\/12\/bin_laden3.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}