Mindful of the upcoming 3rd anniversary of an illegal Invasion, the B'whacked Regime turned up its propaganda machine another notch, in a 'thinly-veiled' attempt to deflect media coverage of this weekend's Global Protest against the U.S. Terror War on Iraq(hundreds of cities and towns across 24 time zones will have massive citizens' protest marches & rallies against the Evil Empire's wars of Occupation.)

Unfortunately, the "Enemy" doesn't want to co-operate. So the thousands of USA Invaders and their Iraqi puppy dogs--aka the Iraqi security force--have been running around aimlessly in the desert around Baghdad. Central Command mouthpieces have been forced to spin the few rusty rifles they have found as "major weapons caches." Keen observers conclude that the "Coalition forces" must have been led by an Inspector Clouseau.

Stay tuned for more (HOT)air assaults by the Pentagon Warlords.