Allah Destroys U.S. Petroleum Industry
Steven Black News
HOUSTON - Allah weighed in on Bush's war for oil for the second time in a
month by sending yet another Hurricane of mass destruction into the Gulf of
Mexico, backyard of the Bush family's oil empire. In an attack reminiscent
of the American nuclear attacks upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Allah proved that
He could destroy any American petroleum refining city at will. "Our
intelligence sources indicated that the destruction of New Orleans was
mistakenly interpreted as a freak of nature," said Allah, speaking from a
mountain top in Afghanistan. "I'm now sending a larger and more
destructive storm right into Bush Country. Let's hope that will convince
him that I mean business." When asked of future plans should Bush's
heart be hardened, Allah declined to elaborate, stating merely that "Y'all
ain't seen nothing yet."
Bush is reported to be hunkered down in the basement of the
Whitehouse. Attempts to locate Dick Cheney proved futile giving credence
to rumors that the Vice President is on ice, his appearances substituted by an
anatomically correct automaton without a heart.
