Allah Destroys U.S. Petroleum Industry<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Steven Black News<\/i><\/b><\/p>\r\n
HOUSTON - Allah weighed in on Bush's war for oil for the second time in a\r\nmonth by sending yet another Hurricane of mass destruction into the Gulf of\r\nMexico, backyard of the Bush family's oil empire. In an attack reminiscent\r\nof the American nuclear attacks upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Allah proved that\r\nHe could destroy any American petroleum refining city at will. \"Our\r\nintelligence sources indicated that the destruction of New Orleans was\r\nmistakenly interpreted as a freak of nature,\" said Allah, speaking from a\r\nmountain top in Afghanistan. \"I'm now sending a larger and more\r\ndestructive storm right into Bush Country. Let's hope that will convince\r\nhim that I mean business.\" When asked of future plans should Bush's\r\nheart be hardened, Allah declined to elaborate, stating merely that \"Y'all\r\nain't seen nothing yet.\"<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Bush is reported to be hunkered down in the basement of the\r\nWhitehouse. Attempts to locate Dick Cheney proved futile giving credence\r\nto rumors that the Vice President is on ice, his appearances substituted by an\r\nanatomically correct automaton without a heart.<\/b><\/p>\r\n
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