S/F IMC PUBLISHER REPLACED BY DYSLEXIC MONKEY

San Francisco (DP) - S/F IMC Publisher Nessie was replaced

today by Zum-Zum the Dyslexic Monkey in a surprise move by the

Global IMC Board of Directors. Zum-Zum joins the S/F IMC after a

distinguished career in waste matter acceleration and avant-garde

performance art at the San Francisco Zoo. He was tapped by the Board

after a crisis of investor confidence in Nessie's management's

ability to accomplish something as simple as not send out the Web

site statistics for sf@indymedia.org.to the entire freaking

readership mailing list.

"Monkeys are funny," said an official Global IMC news release.

"And the new publisher will probably be less enamored or public

masturbation, ensuring a significant savings in legal fees."

Neither Zum-Zum nor Nessie was available for comment.