{"article":{"id":120848,"heading":" S\/F IMC PUBLISHER REPLACED BY DYSLEXIC MONKEY","author":"Angie, sf imc Reporter","created":"2005-01-08 10:24:07","modified":"2005-08-15 03:06:52","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:06:52","article":"

S\/F IMC PUBLISHER REPLACED BY DYSLEXIC MONKEY

San Francisco (DP) - S\/F IMC Publisher Nessie was replaced

today by Zum-Zum the Dyslexic Monkey in a surprise move by the

Global IMC Board of Directors. Zum-Zum joins the S\/F IMC after a

distinguished career in waste matter acceleration and avant-garde

performance art at the San Francisco Zoo. He was tapped by the Board

after a crisis of investor confidence in Nessie's management's

ability to accomplish something as simple as not send out the Web

site statistics for sf@indymedia.org.to<\/a> the entire freaking

readership mailing list.

\"Monkeys are funny,\" said an official Global IMC news release.

\"And the new publisher will probably be less enamored or public

masturbation, ensuring a significant savings in legal fees.\"

Neither Zum-Zum nor Nessie was available for comment.

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