by Leningrad Sandwich
Saturday, May. 01, 2004 at 5:38 PM
Saturday marks the anniversary of resident bu$hco's nationally televised speech to the nation, delivered from the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, in which he stood under a banner reading "Mission Accomplished" and hailed "My fellow Americans, Major combat operations in Iraq have ended."
Today, April 30... idiot chimp boy had the following to say: "And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq."