{"article":{"id":109237,"heading":"&quot;WE DON'T TORTURE!&quot;","author":"Leningrad Sandwich","created":"2004-05-01 17:38:29","modified":"2005-08-15 02:55:35","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:55:35","article":"<p>Today, April 30... idiot chimp boy had the following to say: \"And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq.\" <br><br> ... oh really?!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Saturday marks the anniversary of resident bu$hco's nationally televised speech to the nation, delivered from the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, in which he stood under a banner reading &quot;Mission Accomplished&quot; and hailed &quot;My fellow Americans, Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.&quot;\r\n\r\n","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/we_dont_torture.jpg","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/05\/109237.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/we_dont_torture.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}