Christmas Carols You Won't Hear at the White House

To the tune of O Tannenbaum

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

You're such a raving bigot!

So full of hate

So anti-gay

Now tell me what

Would Jesus say?

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

You're such a raving bigot!

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

Your name's a frothy mixture!

You stain my sheets

On Christmas Day

If I engage

In anal play

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

Your name's a frothy mixture!

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

You'll always be remembered.

Each time a dick is up a butt

You'll wish you had

Kept your mouth shut

O, Santorum

O, Santorum

You'll always be remembered.



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To the tune of Joy to the World

Bomb all the world, George Bush has come,

Let earth explode in flame!

Let Bechtel and Exxon

prepare for lots of income,

Let Halliburton sing,

Let Halliburton sing,

Let Ha-aa-li-bur-ton and Lockheed sing.



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To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Don't rest ye merry immigrant

or else you'll lose your pay;

you're working in a sweatshop now for 20 cents a day,

to dress us all in Gap and Nike in the USA;

oh tidings of poverty and pain,

tidings of pain,

oh tidings of poverty and pain!



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To the tune of We Three Kings

We three kings of Bush's Cartel

need a lot of oil to sell.

On dead children

we'll be buildin'

All of our new oil wells.



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To the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr Bush

You've cut health care for our kids,

The global warming's heating up,

the jobs don't pay enough,

Mr Bush,

You're an unelected leader,

and we know what Jeb did!

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