Addressed to only anarchists, and not law abiding protestors:
A WELL-DESERVED BEATING
Many come to Miami on vacation
For nothing more than our sunny location
But you came to our Magic City to cause unrest,
And didn't expect to see so many in armored vests.
You came armed with your marbles and wrist rockets
Hoping we'd keep our hands in our pockets.
While you carried on, wearing a black hood,
Patient and unmoved our troops stood.
So you thought you'd fight, rob, be a vandal
Thinking Miami's Finest would cause the scandal.
But you crossed some serious legal bounds
And then felt the force of our non-lethal rounds.
You must’ve thought you were slick to throw some stones
Not thinking with our sticks we’d break your bones
Oh how, unfortunately, quick the time passed
As we all watched while you got tear-gassed
With paint and violence you did attack,
Too bad for you pepper spray was shot back.
You tried to start fires, throw smoke bombs, and then run
It was quite funny when you got shot with a stun gun
Amusing it was to observe from home
While on our city streets you did roam
So to conclude, this isn’t just meant to mock,
But a reminder to stay off Our Block.
Based on FTAA demonstrations held in Miami on Thursday, November 20, 2003