Here's a story 'bout a man named Dave

A poor racist pig entirely depraved

opened up a website, looking for a thrill

the next thing you know, he's going to the jail

federal penitentiary that is,

the hoosgau

small cells with roommates named Bubba...

Started feeling surly, pickin' on Islam

but now Dave the racist is running on the lam

Fucked around with leftist and radicals too

Poor ol' Dave, what's he goin' do?

federal penitentiary that is,

the hoosgau

small cells with roommates named Bubba...