{"article":{"id":58687,"heading":"Ode to KOBE","author":"Jed Clampet","created":"2003-05-21 13:29:45","modified":"2003-05-21 13:29:45","last_modified":"Wed, 21 May 2003 20:29:45","article":"<p>Here's a story 'bout a man named Dave  <br>  <br> A poor racist pig entirely depraved  <br>  <br> opened up a website, looking for a thrill  <br>  <br> the next thing you know, he's going to the jail  <br><br> federal penitentiary that is,  <br>  <br> the hoosgau  <br>  <br> small cells with roommates named Bubba...  <br><br> Started feeling surly, pickin' on Islam  <br>  <br> but now Dave the racist is running on the lam  <br>  <br> Fucked around with leftist and radicals too  <br>  <br> Poor ol' Dave, what's he goin' do?  <br><br> federal penitentiary that is,  <br>  <br> the hoosgau  <br>  <br> small cells with roommates named Bubba...  <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Sing along...","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/05\/58687.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}