Golly, you mean Saddam was just USING us?

He wants us to camp out near military installations and infrastructure?

I came to Iraq to be a human shield at a baby-milk factory, or maybe a school.

Hey, wait a minute. If the Americans drop those bombs, I COULD GET HURT!

I'm going home.

mr. simpleton should consider, "Golly, you mean we've already supported

Saddam when we gave him all of those weapons of population control

back in the eightiers."

"and when we failed to apprehend him during the opportunity that we had in

the Gulf War when the Iraqi people rebeled."

but no, didn't happen. So who are really the Saddam ass-kissers?

Maybe dubya and hussein should have a live televised debate to get all

of the dirty laundry out...on both sides.

Imagine this. In the first moments of the initial assault, a sorte of cruise missiles comes flying into Iraq, dodging tanks and soldiers, skipping past bio and chemical weapons plants, narrowly missing hidden nuclear facilities all in a glorious effort to zero in on the final moments of the "courageous" American human shields. Now THAT"S what I call entertainment. Is there still time to get Garaffolo over there?

...Gee, there's never a good solid lead pipe around for idiot correction when you need one...Caducado, can I borrow yours?