{"article":{"id":33104,"heading":"Human Shields Miss Their Mommies","author":"Simple Simon","created":"2003-03-05 18:12:08","modified":"2003-03-05 19:23:24","last_modified":"Thu, 06 Mar 2003 02:23:24","article":"<p>Golly, you mean Saddam was just USING us? <br><br> He wants us to camp out near military installations and infrastructure? <br><br> I came to Iraq to be a human shield at a baby-milk factory, or maybe a school. <br><br> Hey, wait a minute.  If the Americans drop those bombs, I COULD GET HURT! <br><br> I'm going home.<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"The latest from that wacky band of double-decker bus riding, fun loving, dictator-huggers.","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/03\/33104.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":33107,"heading":"dictator hugger","article":"","author":"zit zapper","parent_id":33104,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2003-03-05 18:16:19","modified":"2005-08-15 01:14:18","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/03\/rumsfeld-saddam.jpgbsp6xa.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/03\/rumsfeld-saddam.jpgbsp6xa.jpg"}},{"id":33110,"heading":"simple minds support simpler ones - bush","article":"mr. simpleton should consider, &quot;Golly, you mean we've already supported\r\nSaddam when we gave him all of those weapons of population control\r\nback in the eightiers.&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;and when we failed to apprehend him during the opportunity that we had in\r\nthe Gulf  War when the Iraqi people rebeled.&quot;\r\n\r\nbut no, didn't happen.  So who are really the Saddam ass-kissers?\r\n\r\nMaybe dubya and hussein should have a live televised debate to get all\r\nof the dirty laundry out...on both sides.\r\n","author":"apache","parent_id":33104,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-05 18:33:39","modified":"2003-03-05 18:33:39","fileurl":""},{"id":33122,"heading":"Operation Friendly Fire","article":"Imagine this. In the first moments of the initial assault, a sorte of cruise missiles comes flying into Iraq, dodging tanks and soldiers, skipping past bio and chemical weapons plants, narrowly missing hidden nuclear facilities all in a glorious effort to zero in on the final moments of the &quot;courageous&quot; American human shields. Now THAT&quot;S what I call entertainment. Is there still time to get Garaffolo over there?","author":"fresca","parent_id":33104,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-05 19:16:20","modified":"2003-03-05 19:16:20","fileurl":""},{"id":33125,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"...Gee, there's never a good solid lead pipe around for idiot correction when you need one...Caducado, can I borrow yours?","author":"KPC","parent_id":33104,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-03-05 19:23:24","modified":"2003-03-05 19:23:24","fileurl":""}]}