Rare Snowstorm Is G-d's Warning to Israel
Jack Lewis
TEL AVIV - The rare snowstorm that swept the Middle East yesterday, dumping a
foot of snow in the desert nation of Israel, forewarns of G-d's wrath against
the chosen people. Apparently unhappy with the ongoing genocide against
the Palestinians, G-d's has told the Israeli people to put on ice their plans
for greater conquest. Moshe Goldberg of Tel Aviv, spotted fondling a
snowman on a downtown traffic island commented, "G-d is pissed!"
Palestinian children pelted IDF warmongering tank squads with
snowballs. Declaring the onslaught of snow an act of terror, Sharon
demanded 20 billion more US taxpayer dollars to fund snow removal, the sex slave
trade, and colonization of the West Bank. Word has it that Sharon's army
of bulldozers is being refitted for snow removal. Plans include scooping
up the entire population of the West Bank and deposition of the snow and human
flesh in Jordan.
What do you mean "human flesh?" I thought you were talking about Palestinians.
