Rare Snowstorm Is G-d's Warning to Israel\r\n<\/p>
Jack Lewis<\/b><\/p>\r\n
TEL AVIV - The rare snowstorm that swept the Middle East yesterday, dumping a\r\nfoot of snow in the desert nation of Israel, forewarns of G-d's wrath against\r\nthe chosen people. Apparently unhappy with the ongoing genocide against\r\nthe Palestinians, G-d's has told the Israeli people to put on ice their plans\r\nfor greater conquest. Moshe Goldberg of Tel Aviv, spotted fondling a\r\nsnowman on a downtown traffic island commented, \"G-d is pissed!\"<\/p>\r\n
Palestinian children pelted IDF warmongering tank squads with\r\nsnowballs. Declaring the onslaught of snow an act of terror, Sharon\r\ndemanded 20 billion more US taxpayer dollars to fund snow removal, the sex slave\r\ntrade, and colonization of the West Bank. Word has it that Sharon's army\r\nof bulldozers is being refitted for snow removal. Plans include scooping\r\nup the entire population of the West Bank and deposition of the snow and human\r\nflesh in Jordan.<\/p>\r\n
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