Smile buddy. It's not that bad. You're young, there's still time to do something important with your life. We're all pulling for ya...

Are those buttplugs?

Little piggy had no fwends in high school,

Littl piggy was a hall monitor.

Little piggy had no fwends afer high school.

Little piggy's still a hall monitor.

Thanks dickheads, but your not my mommy.