{"article":{"id":1498,"heading":"This is not an uncommon sight here. . .","author":"Jordan Silverman","created":"2000-08-17 02:23:55","modified":"2005-08-15 00:23:12","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:23:12","article":"","contact":"Jordan@Delhpi.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"802.238.7282","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"This is not an uncommon sight here in L.A.","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/gore_occi_demo_2_copy.jpg","filesize":"21.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2000\/08\/1498.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/gore_occi_demo_2_copy.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2000\/08\/gore_occi_demo_2_copy.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":1561,"heading":"Smile Buddy...","article":"Smile buddy.  It's not that bad.  You're young, there's still time to do something important with your life.  We're all pulling for ya...","author":"Anon","parent_id":1498,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-17 04:42:24","modified":"2000-08-17 04:55:27","fileurl":""},{"id":1631,"heading":"Anti-Cop Humor","article":"Are those buttplugs?","author":"Commnader Tofu","parent_id":1498,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-17 12:38:56","modified":"2000-08-17 12:58:55","fileurl":""},{"id":1641,"heading":"Grown Up Hall Monitors","article":"Little piggy had no fwends in high school,\r\nLittl piggy was a hall monitor.\r\nLittle piggy had no fwends afer high school.\r\nLittle piggy's still a hall monitor.\r\n\r\nThanks dickheads, but your not my mommy.","author":"Silly Rabbit - Snohomish","parent_id":1498,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-08-17 13:21:16","modified":"2000-08-17 13:46:12","fileurl":""}]}