Conversation overheard between Al Gore and AFL-CIO

leader John Sweeney:

Sweeney: "That monkey suit isn't too tight is it Gore?

Dance, boy, dance"

Gore: "I'm trying sir, I'm trying. I'm a little sweaty."

Sweeney: "When's the freak going to die. I'm missing

the big Cosa Nostra dinner of Linguine Alfredo. I've

heard it's still alive."

Gore: "We just need a little more time sir. We're

building support. Everyone knows about it, so we

figure sooner or later someone will pull the trigger."

Sweeney: "Damn it. I want it dead. Look, I'm

powerful. People will do what I want when I want. I

own everyone. I want it done."

Gore: "I've got the family working on it. The girls are

taking assasination training classes. Trust me, it's

only a short amount of time."

Sweeney: Burps loudly "Damn straight, it better be.

God damn foreigners. I'm a goddamn icon for social

justice. And this freak is still an eyesore and still

alive. I want it gone. Now. Viva Italia."

Gore: "Of course. Of course."