{"article":{"id":151,"heading":"Gore and Sweeney: Together at Last","author":"Cory Clifford","created":"2000-07-21 04:00:00","modified":"2000-07-26 11:47:39","last_modified":"Wed, 26 Jul 2000 18:47:39","article":"
Conversation overheard between Al Gore and AFL-CIO
leader John Sweeney:
Sweeney: \"That monkey suit isn't too tight is it Gore?
Dance, boy, dance\"
Gore: \"I'm trying sir, I'm trying. I'm a little sweaty.\"
Sweeney: \"When's the freak going to die. I'm missing
the big Cosa Nostra dinner of Linguine Alfredo. I've
heard it's still alive.\"
Gore: \"We just need a little more time sir. We're
building support. Everyone knows about it, so we
figure sooner or later someone will pull the trigger.\"
Sweeney: \"Damn it. I want it dead. Look, I'm
powerful. People will do what I want when I want. I
own everyone. I want it done.\"
Gore: \"I've got the family working on it. The girls are
taking assasination training classes. Trust me, it's
only a short amount of time.\"
Sweeney: Burps loudly \"Damn straight, it better be.
God damn foreigners. I'm a goddamn icon for social
justice. And this freak is still an eyesore and still
alive. I want it gone. Now. Viva Italia.\"
Gore: \"Of course. Of course.\"\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"The Democrats attempt to woo labor. Could murder be in the offing?","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2000\/07\/151.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":165,"heading":"Is this for real?","article":"Is this for real?","author":"Lonni David","parent_id":151,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-07-24 04:00:00","modified":"2000-07-25 13:15:19","fileurl":""},{"id":182,"heading":"This is the real mob story","article":"This is the real story of mob activity.","author":"Diane Sals","parent_id":151,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2000-05-10 19:06:39","modified":"2019-10-28 23:12:27","fileurl":""}]}