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Bar Refaeli Copies Gisele Bundchen’s Pose and Pastes Tzipi Livni

by Karen Fish Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009 at 11:55 PM

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On the day when Tzipi Livni should be all the rage worldwide for “winning” the Israeli election, Israeli Supermodel Bar Refaeli has stolen the world headlines by being named the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Girl.

In 2005 Leonardo DiCaprio and Supermodel Gisele Bundchen ended their relationship. Brazilian Gisele Bundchen earns M per year being photographed, and is now dating New England Patriot’s quarterback and 2 time Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady. Tom Brady was a sixth round draft choice in the 2000 draft. Jobs in the US today are so scarce that getting your arms blown off in Iraq is starting to look appealing. Is that a draft in my ear or are you just happy to see me?

Israeli men and women are drafted at the age of 18. According to a vicious and completely untrue rumor, Bar Refaeli evaded the draft by marrying a guy and then divorcing him, and then she rumorly told an Israeli magazine, “Why is it good to die for our country? Isn’t it better to live in New York City with my boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio?”

Bar Refaeli seems to have stolen a page from Gisele Bundchen’s playbook. Date “Titanic” star Leonardo DiCaprio to become world famous – check. Appear on the cover of a magazine in a bikini doing the Giselle Bundchen pose – check. Gisele Bundchen was just named the new face of True Religion Jeans. Ask Tzipi Livni what the one True Religion is.

First Hillary Clinton, who like Tzipi Livni prefers pantsuits, blew a 50 point lead to Barack Obama. Then Tzipi Livni won the Israeli election but her moving van to the Prime Minister’s office has been temporarily delayed. Leonardo DiCaprio explains: “When I was in Israel with Bar, we met with Israel’s President Shimon Peres. Shimon explained to us that the results of the Israeli election are posted in the middle of the home stretch. The finish line doesn’t happen until one candidate forms a coalition of 61 seats.”

Leonardo continued: “It’s not that I’m superficial that I have this supermodel fetish – it’s that both are German like me. If Germans and Jews can get along 64 years after the Holocaust, then who is to say that 64 years from now Muslims and Christians and Jews cannot get along? The reason that I love Bar is because even though her family owns a horse ranch, Bar is a vegetarian, and her mother’s name is Tsipi.” Bar Refaeli: “Sure the guy sounds like Sarah Palin discussing the economy but he makes up for it in other areas.”

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli met in 2005 at a party in Las Vegas for Bono and U2. When she is in Israel Bar visits injured IDF soldiers and encourages enlistment in the army. Since his election three weeks ago Barack Obama has a trillion dollar a week spending habit and he’s spending your money. Gisele Bundchen now is taking payment in Euros. China is bringing in their own currency. Hyperinflation is when you print so much money and hand it out to your friends and the money becomes worthless – even Bristol Palin understands this.

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